Awakening Enlightenment Addiction – an addicts guide to waking up spiritually

I’m addicted to the most powerful drug in the universe- god. Yeah I know, that’s cliché’, but let me explain: what I mean by god is this- wholeness, peace, sustenance, completion, confidence, normalcy, unity, happiness, equanimity, and balance…all of this peppered with a slight dash of ecstasy. That’s what my drug delivers. So you can imagine with a pay off like that, it’s pretty easy to get addicted.

Now, the reason I’m mentioning this, is because I want to help you with your addiction. Because basically, your addiction is a piece of shit. Your addiction is a wimpified pile of crap. Your addiction is sub par, mediocre, lousy, and amateur. My job is to get you off that crap and get you on something far more healthier, natural, normal, and powerful. Ya want some? Yeah I thought so…

As usual, the first batch is free, and guess what?...so is the next batch, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next. And there’s a never ending supply…Oooooh yeah, now that’s some sweet stuff. What’s the catch you’re thinkin? Come on, ain’t nuttin’ that good for free. Ahhh yes, smart – indeed there is a catch. Here it is: You’re gunna pay out the ass to get yourself off  that other crap. It’s gunna cost you everything. (Hey man, it’s not my fault. You’re the one addicted to that lousy stuff. Okay?)  Yeah I know- big task. Take a deep breath. You can do it. You’re ready to do it. I got your back man. I did it. So can you. This is where the real work begins my friend. Let’s get you off that shit. Are you ready? Here we go…

Stop doing your crappy drug and replace it with something better. And don’t attempt to do either interdependent of the other.

First of all, you gotta find some way to believe or feel that the drug I’m talking about is for real- because your crappy drug addicted body-mind is gunna tell you that it’s impossible. Seek out help, guidance, teachers, or beings who know the good drug. Go hang out with them. Read their books. Listen to their message. Watch their videos. It is paramount that you convince your own poor, abused, body-mind that this other drug is possible. Keep doing this… don’t stop until you’re free of the crappy drug.

Second of all- detox. How does one detox? There are lots of ways….first I should mention that just by hanging out with teachers or beings, who know the good drug, you’re body is going to detox. And other ways to detox? There are a million and one services available for you to detox: Simply pick the one(s) that appeal to your personality type: yoga, meditation, therapy, counselling, therapeutic massage, acupuncture, breathwork, homeopathy, hypnotherapy, shiatsu, t’ai chi, cranio-sacral therapy, martial arts, etc. The list goes on and on. You have absolutely zero excuse for not finding a method that appeals to you to detox.

Easy? No. I’m not saying that all this is going to be an easy process or a quick process. But I will tell you what this process can be: It can be a loving, fulfilling, life-changing, and miraculous process. You will breath new life into your life. You will meet new people. Go to new places. Experience new things. Your mind will be challenged. Your heart will be opened. Your soul will be fulfilled. You will experience a revolution in the way you interact in the world. And stick with it long enough, you will be changed forever….forever addicted to freedom, peace, emptiness, love and happiness. There is no better drug in all the universe. Good luck my friend…

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About J. Stewart Dixon: J. Stewart Dixon is a normal schmuck who woke up. No credentials. No Phd. No BS Degree in Zen-Cranial-Pschychotherapy-WakeyUppy. I was a weary soul, probably, just like you…